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 Subject :Re:Re:It lives..... Wed, Mar 17 02:51 AM 
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LOL





[sixsixtysix Wed, Mar 17 10:24 AM]:

Yeah, dude, i think it could be fucking rad.  I told Posh about it this morning, he just looked confused and then ate shit twice in the first 4 minutes of National.

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 Subject :Re:Re:It lives..... Wed, Mar 17 02:33 AM 
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Isn't that how he always looks?

That's funny.


 


[sixsixtysix Wed, Mar 17 10:24 AM]:

Yeah, dude, i think it could be fucking rad.  I told Posh about it this morning, he just looked confused and then ate shit twice in the first 4 minutes of National.

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 Subject :Re:It lives..... Wed, Mar 17 02:24 AM 
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Yeah, dude, i think it could be fucking rad.  I told Posh about it this morning, he just looked confused and then ate shit twice in the first 4 minutes of National.
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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 12:45 PM 
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That sounds Hollywood worthy. How much for a guest appearance by Kenny Powers? 

 

Sounds like alot of fun and there are plenty of characters. Everyone could show up to pump track in character for lots of footage.


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 07:51 PM]:


Which is why I'll be the "producer".  I am thinking Hitchcock meets the Stig.  I am everywhere, but never recognizable on camera.  

You as a boy band member would be fucking hilarious.  We could get Posh to wear a bandana over his face all the time ala Shaun White.  Kavu could be the creepy pedo, and he even has the van for the part.  We could even get a scene of him scooping up Kiefer into the van...

Fish, Re, and Kiefer could be "The Rowes", a hillbilly family with a 3yr old shredder who constantly trys to show you up and steal your girlfriend...

Mikey could be all gangsta, with the bling bling wigga style.

the list goes on, but if we shot everyone in character just standing in front of a brick wall, just playing their roles, I can throw together a graphic intro that would make most shit on TV look like trash.  Then we just shoot some little skits like someone rolling up all in their character and doing shit like going into the shop dressed in a full racer boi kit and tricked out gear and then buying new parts with a jar a change.  

I just think it would be funny to make a near mockumentary (with some hints of reality) of the sport all while throwing in some kick ass riding and doing something defferent.

I am getting sick of these "Feel good, lifestyle" videos. 

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 06:42 PM]:

Sounds damn accurate for everyone except Brent.

I want to be seen as a member of a boi band though. Posh wants to be seen as a member of Nambla

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:53 PM]:

I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.








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 Subject :Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 12:07 PM 
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The track sounds good.

I'm down to do this, I've wanted to do a video for a while.  I think it would be pretty cool, showcase some good riding and something where we can have our own little premiere and just have a laugh and a good time. 

 I think Brian would need to go full-on Jersey Shore, fist pumping the entire time.  

Or wear all his Fox gear into a club in Scottsdale.  

I'm down to put into this what I can, in front of or behind the scenes.

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[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 07:51 PM]:


Which is why I'll be the "producer".  I am thinking Hitchcock meets the Stig.  I am everywhere, but never recognizable on camera.  

You as a boy band member would be fucking hilarious.  We could get Posh to wear a bandana over his face all the time ala Shaun White.  Kavu could be the creepy pedo, and he even has the van for the part.  We could even get a scene of him scooping up Kiefer into the van...  Hmmm, not sure about that...!

Fish, Re, and Kiefer could be "The Rowes", a hillbilly family with a 3yr old shredder who constantly trys to show you up and steal your girlfriend...

Mikey could be all gangsta, with the bling bling wigga style.

the list goes on, but if we shot everyone in character just standing in front of a brick wall, just playing their roles, I can throw together a graphic intro that would make most shit on TV look like trash.  Then we just shoot some little skits like someone rolling up all in their character and doing shit like going into the shop dressed in a full racer boi kit and tricked out gear and then buying new parts with a jar a change.  

I just think it would be funny to make a near mockumentary (with some hints of reality) of the sport all while throwing in some kick ass riding and doing something defferent.

I am getting sick of these "Feel good, lifestyle" videos. 

 Yes, thank you, me too.


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 06:42 PM]:

Sounds damn accurate for everyone except Brent.

I want to be seen as a member of a boi band though. Posh wants to be seen as a member of Nambla

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:53 PM]:

I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.








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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 11:51 AM 
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Which is why I'll be the "producer".  I am thinking Hitchcock meets the Stig.  I am everywhere, but never recognizable on camera.  

You as a boy band member would be fucking hilarious.  We could get Posh to wear a bandana over his face all the time ala Shaun White.  Kavu could be the creepy pedo, and he even has the van for the part.  We could even get a scene of him scooping up Kiefer into the van...

Fish, Re, and Kiefer could be "The Rowes", a hillbilly family with a 3yr old shredder who constantly trys to show you up and steal your girlfriend...

Mikey could be all gangsta, with the bling bling wigga style.

the list goes on, but if we shot everyone in character just standing in front of a brick wall, just playing their roles, I can throw together a graphic intro that would make most shit on TV look like trash.  Then we just shoot some little skits like someone rolling up all in their character and doing shit like going into the shop dressed in a full racer boi kit and tricked out gear and then buying new parts with a jar a change.  

I just think it would be funny to make a near mockumentary (with some hints of reality) of the sport all while throwing in some kick ass riding and doing something defferent.

I am getting sick of these "Feel good, lifestyle" videos. 

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 06:42 PM]:

Sounds damn accurate for everyone except Brent.

I want to be seen as a member of a boi band though. Posh wants to be seen as a member of Nambla



 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:53 PM]:

I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.







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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 10:43 AM 
cesslinger
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I hit it on Sunday. Right on through. However, my back tire was certainly above my head off the first drop. I rode it out barely. I am jumping that shit next time. 





[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 05:49 PM]:


He hit it blind his first run through on Sunday.




[Mike-e Tue, Mar 16 05:02 PM]:

Broke ass mtn biker movie?! Is Posh going to be the main character? ohh wait.... I guess he would have to ride for that to happen. Nick and I got in a Geronimo run just as the sun was going down last night. Both of us hit the Ginger Slayer, my first time through it, didn't stop to take a look but rode it anyways.... Posh is such a pus for not riding that! It's tech, but WTF is his deal?


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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 10:42 AM 
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Sounds damn accurate for everyone except Brent.

I want to be seen as a member of a boi band though. Posh wants to be seen as a member of Nambla




 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:53 PM]:

I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?



 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.






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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 09:56 AM 
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Good... He was going to get some major shit if he didn't.

 

Fish told me how excited Posh was for the new South Park episode.... hahahaha shits going to be awesome



 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 05:49 PM]:


He hit it blind his first run through on Sunday.




[Mike-e Tue, Mar 16 05:02 PM]:

Broke ass mtn biker movie?! Is Posh going to be the main character? ohh wait.... I guess he would have to ride for that to happen. Nick and I got in a Geronimo run just as the sun was going down last night. Both of us hit the Ginger Slayer, my first time through it, didn't stop to take a look but rode it anyways.... Posh is such a pus for not riding that! It's tech, but WTF is his deal?


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 Subject :Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 09:49 AM 
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He hit it blind his first run through on Sunday.




[Mike-e Tue, Mar 16 05:02 PM]:

Broke ass mtn biker movie?! Is Posh going to be the main character? ohh wait.... I guess he would have to ride for that to happen. Nick and I got in a Geronimo run just as the sun was going down last night. Both of us hit the Ginger Slayer, my first time through it, didn't stop to take a look but rode it anyways.... Posh is such a pus for not riding that! It's tech, but WTF is his deal?

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 Subject :Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 09:02 AM 
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Broke ass mtn biker movie?! Is Posh going to be the main character? ohh wait.... I guess he would have to ride for that to happen. Nick and I got in a Geronimo run just as the sun was going down last night. Both of us hit the Ginger Slayer, my first time through it, didn't stop to take a look but rode it anyways.... Posh is such a pus for not riding that! It's tech, but WTF is his deal?
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 Subject :Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 08:04 AM 
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I think this could actually work...

Title track right here.

 

 

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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 08:01 AM 
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LMAO, van huck to flat on the rigid.  Thats dirtbag right there.





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 03:59 PM]:



Absolutely, especially now that it has brakes!

Maybe I could huck off it.


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:57 PM]:

Thats the spirit, the van will have to be in it.


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 Subject :Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 07:59 AM 
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Absolutely, especially now that it has brakes!

Maybe I could huck off it.


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:57 PM]:

Thats the spirit, the van will have to be in it.

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Thats the spirit, the van will have to be in it.
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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 07:55 AM 
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Yes.




[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 03:53 PM]:

I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?



 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.






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I am thinking we need to make a video.  Something that rivals the quality of all new school videos, except completely mocks everything.  Super blingy MTV style graphics.  Hard ass rapper style shots of each rider, complete with faux bling.  Total Jay-Z meet's Nitro Circus, but then the whole video will be about being broke ass fools just trying to ride.  Call it "American Dream" and market the shit out it.

Anyone down?




 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 03:42 PM]:

Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.





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 Subject :Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 07:42 AM 
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Then I am making my own school. Drugs are required within 60 feet of the entrance.

 

My school is going to be the barely survive and have a shit ton of fun monster trucking. I'll let you in for a little candy


 


[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 01:32 PM]:


No, sorry, you are too new school, so you just automatically fail. 

Hate to break that news to you.

 


 


[cesslinger Tue, Mar 16 01:31 PM]:

Don't worry, Cactus crew will give the DH and FR scene a hot beef injection of awesome where ever we go!





[KavuRider Tue, Mar 16 11:01 AM]:

Freeride achieved perfection in the 90's.

Now its just an overrated fashion show dominated by fags in girl jeans riding short travel bikes trying to imitate the BMX kids from 5 years ago who are still better than them anyways.

Or DH racing, which is just fucking gay as hell now, dominated by Cali boi's who wash their bike after every run.  

 


 


[sixsixtysix Tue, Mar 16 10:58 AM]:

The only mountain bikes a 24" wheel belongs on is the shitty type you buy at Target.  1999 called and wants its gheyness back.




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 Subject :Re:It lives..... Tue, Mar 16 07:39 AM 
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Yup, the best ones take no photoshop at all.
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